/r/WritingPrompts

Title	Upvotes	Author
[WP] "Tell my family... I loved them." Whimpered the Dragon with its last breath as you slayed it. You didn't expect it to talk, and now you feel a sense of guilt. You take it up as a new quest and journey to do so as a knight, you seek its family and bring the saddening, yet somewhat awkward news.	3260	Noxxi_Greenrose
[WP] Brian is just a regular pirate sailing the high seas in the 1700's Caribbean. However when a freak magical storm sends his ship to off the coast of Normandy on D-Day, the rest of his crew must do the impossible: Saving Pirate Brian	3259	bdh008
[WP] Knock on door, "sir have you found Jesus?", "uh No. Goodbye" shuts door Jesus steps out from behind door with gun and said "good answer"	3258	lAmALurkerNoMore
[WP] A genie who twists the words of wishes to distort the original meaning, but what he twists them to is actually better than what the wisher intended.	3257	zzedar
[WP] After years of battles hard fought, at the close of a Civil War, Steve Rogers retires from the Avengers. Hanging up his shield and uniform, he settles down in a quiet little neighborhood, where he is known as simply as Mr. Rogers.	3256	Feet-Of-Clay
[WP] Your boss told you not to press the flashing red button. Your coworker told you not to push the flashing red button. The big book on the desk says don't push the flashing red button. There's even a sign that says "Never push the flashing red button." But still...	3256	baltinerdist
[WP] Living things literally eating each other is actually pretty rare in the universe. Earth is one of the few places. Most thing evolved to eat minerals or survive off the sun, chemicals, or radioactive materials. That's actually why the aliens don't visit us. They find Earth deeply disturbing.	3255	Crazy_ManMan
[WP] It turns out that animal domestication is a purely human trait. Alien scientists are not merely baffled by this ability, but alarmed by humans’ deep affinity for and companionship with otherwise predatory species.	3254	cub3dworld
[WP] Ok, bad news, good news. Bad news: you've died and have gone to Hell. Good news: since so many humans have died in recent years, humans have long since outnumbered demons 1000 to 1 and turned Hell into a pretty nice place.	3250	Gentlemanchaos
[WP] The first aliens to visit Earth rushed development of their universal translator and it's still not out of beta. "Take me to your leader" comes out as "I want to speak to your manager." It gets wackier from there.	3250	YWAK98alum

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