/u/Gentlemanchaos's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Ok, bad news, good news. Bad news: you've died and have gone to Hell. Good news: since so many humans have died in recent years, humans have long since outnumbered demons 1000 to 1 and turned Hell into a pretty nice place.
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[WP] You are a high school student that's secretly the author of a best-seller sci-fi/fantasy novel based on your real-life adventures involving aliens, magic, time traveling, etc. Your English teacher is having the class read your book and he's getting everything wrong.
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[Wp] And then the alien took off his helmet, revealing a human face and said: "What are guys doing here? You guys were supposed to colonize Mars, not Earth!"
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[WP] Turns out mom and dad used to be the top agents of the KGB and CIA respectively. Big brother now is top gun at MI6 and little sister is the best of Mossad. You've just figured this out and now you have to explain who you work for.
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[WP] You've recently discovered your roommate is a vampire, but as a serial killer yourself, this isn't really a problem. However, the fact that your roommate has started feeding in your "hunting grounds" is becoming a problem.
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[WP] Your grandfather always claimed that he was abducted and fought in an alien war for a few years before returning to Earth. Now, at his funeral, you see several otherworldly strangers paying their final respects.
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[WP] You've acquired the Sword of the Damned. Pros: infused with the souls of the damned, it can kill anything, even immortals, and will teleport back to you if misplaced. Cons: infused with the souls of the damned, it tends to scream and wail CONSTANTLY.
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[WP] Waking up after a crazy night, you find a note taped to your face: "Ok, listen me, I know we won't remember what happened but this is important: find a kilt, beware the man in purple, help the dwarf, slay the princess, ask the dragon for details."
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[WP] Telepathic aliens have invaded Earth. Turns out that since humans are completely insane by galactic standards, trying to make telepathic contact with one results in Cthulhu-grade insanity.
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