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[WP] The invaders laughed at the humans' comically primitive chemically-propelled missile weapons. Then a soldier's sidearm blasted one of their shock troops' torso to pieces and maimed the dozen behind them. Turns out logistics were a few decimals off measuring their native gravity.
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[WP] You're a prisoner in a fantasy world. After a week in jail for (YOUR CHOICE), your true punishment has come. Death by the Dragon's flame. One by one, you watch men be scorched. It is finally your turn. The dragon reaches its head down, but instead of death, you get a warm lick on the forehead.
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[WP] "God can come have coffee with me if he's really interested." You said, shutting the door on some irritating guys with pamphlets. The very next day, God taps lightly on your door, to have a coffee.
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[WP] For a little over 2,000 years you have studied every martial art and combat style. You continually compete in tournaments and gracefully take 6th or 7th place to avoid notice while scouting new styles. Today, your opponent opens with a move that died away shortly before you turned Vampire.
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[WP] Thirty years ago, you and your friends used to be Magical Girls, but you left that life behind. A new threat killed the current generation of Magical Girls, forcing you to leave your "retirement". You are no longer young and idealistc, you just want to get over it and return to your life.
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[WP] It is the 23rd century and the diminished population of earth is at war. Britain is making a last stand against invasion. Pushed back to the borders of Scotland and just days from defeat help comes from an unexpected source After nearly 2300 years the 9th Roman legion have returned.
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[WP] A vampire may only enter a building if he's invited in. Knowing this, vampire hunter Van Housing developed a suit of armor that is shaped like a house on which he can curl like a hermit crab and become immune to attacks. It's ridiculous...but it works.
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[WP] Bernie Sanders wins the presidency but is secretly assassinated. Now one of his team must continue his presidency ala Weekend at Bernie's.
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