/r/WritingPrompts

Title	Upvotes	Author
[WP] "I tell you man, Humans are insane, the other day I saw one petting a Vakkar" "Whaat? A baby one perhaps, since they are totally harmless at that stage" "Nah man, a fully adult one, the worst par was that the terrible beast was actually enjoying it, rolling around showing its belly and all"	3167	Zankastia
[WP] A starving Vampire knocks on all the neighborhood's doors, desparate to be allowed in. They are eventually invited into a Fae's house. The Vampire cannot offend their host, or Fae magic dictates he becomes her servant. The Fae, however, can't offend her guest, or her magic will not protect her.	3164	George_S_Patton_III
[WP] “Look, I know your species wants to wipe out all others who are weaker than you, but basing that off physical strength and not technological is a great way to go extinct.” said the human.	3162	The_Oofington_Man
[WP] You are a hero that can manipulate darkness and shadow, able to make it solid and shape it into many forms. As you are cornered by Villains, trapped within a room made to trap you, with no shadow around, you tell them something that makes them stare at you in horror. "Human insides are dark"	3158	blablador-2001
[WP] "Bring me this traveller." The Sphinx commanded. "What is square in the morning, round in the afternoon and triangle in the evening?" The traveller replies "You just want a pizza don't you?"	3157	Riona12
[WP] An eldritch horror disguised as a human is on a date. An angel disguised as a pigeon lands nearby. "Hello, unworldly abomination." "Hello, self-righteous vermin."	3156	Affectionate_Bit_722
[WP] "Now that I have your name," gloated the faerie, "you'll be my thrall, powerless to resist my every command!" "Joke's on you," said the human, "I'm into that shit."	3155	ICantReadThatName
[WP] Thousands of years ago the earth experienced a cataclysmic event. In an effort to maintain the human race the world leaders and citizen elite tried to survive by creating an underwater colony. It is now 2016 and you are tasked with scouting the surface for the first time in Atlantean history.	3154	Sir_Nassif
[WP] You’re a teenager in a zombie apocalypse with one goal, it’s not to save the world, it’s not to find your parents, it’s to find a fucking dentist so you can get your braces removed.	3154	Arsehole_Destroyer
[WP] When the aliens arrived to conquer Earth, they announce that they rule via trial by combat. Whenever they invade a planet, their Emperor personally fights whoever rules that planet. They have never lost, but they didn't expect the Earth to have so many governments...	3153	Mal5341

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