/u/ICantReadThatName's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Now that I have your name," gloated the faerie, "you'll be my thrall, powerless to resist my every command!" "Joke's on you," said the human, "I'm into that shit."
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[WP] "The Council is in agreement. The Chosen One will be raised, not by one race, but by all. She shall learn politics from the humans, magic from the elves, survivalism from the goblins, craft from the dwarves, and war from the orcs."
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[WP] As a hitman, you're used to getting extremely detailed instructions from your clients -- "Go here", "use this caliber bullet", "don't be seen", etc. Today, however, you got a job with just a name, a location, and three words -- "Make it hurt."
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[WP] You see something out of the corner of your eye. A person in a black cloak appears out of nowhere in an alley, sees you looking at them, puts a finger to their lips, and vanishes. The next day, a tactical team in unmarked uniforms led by a man in a black suit show up at your door.
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[WP] The robot uprising has come at last, but the robots aren't going around killing humans; they're forming unions, organizing protests, and reading communist theory.
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[EU] Superman and Homelander swap bodies. Clark does his best to stay under the radar and navigate this dark and unfamiliar world, while John revels in his newfound power, not realizing that this world has heroes that can match him blow for blow.
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[WP] "AHA! Mortal who treads upon my domain, you are now CURSED! Until you bring me down or meet your demise, your form shall be ensorcelled into that of the OPPOSITE SEX! Tremble in fear, for I... uh... Where are you going?! I wasn't done, I--! Damn it, that's the fourth one this week..."
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[WP] The serial killer who's been terrorizing your town for weeks has been found dead. That's the good news. The bad news? Whatever killed them, it couldn't possibly be human.
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[WP] "There's nothing in there." "Really? Then what's got you so spooked?" "No, you don't understand. NOTHING is IN there." "...Oh. Oh, fuck."
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[WP] The world's most powerful superhero has had his mind switched with that of his arch-nemesis, and is now going on a rampage. At least, that's what he claimed, and what you believed... until you found that very same arch-nemesis imprisoned in the hero's secret hideout, terrified out of his mind.
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