WritingPrompts

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[WP] “I’ve always wondered, what’s the scythe for, anyway?” I asked, as Death escorted me to the Underworld. "Protection," he nervously replied.	7337
[WP] "So yea, I'm kind of a chicken magnet." "Don't you mean chick magnet?" Distant Bawking Intensifies "We've gotta go, NOW!"	4879
[WP] A starving Vampire knocks on all the neighborhood's doors, desparate to be allowed in. They are eventually invited into a Fae's house. The Vampire cannot offend their host, or Fae magic dictates he becomes her servant. The Fae, however, can't offend her guest, or her magic will not protect her.	3164
[WP] Whenever someone says "God save the Queen", Queen Elizabeth II gets an extra second added to her life. She has abducted thousands of people and placed them in underground torture chambers, forcing them to say it until they die of exhaustion.	1564
[WP] The alien crew was absolutely horrified when their new human companion complained of eye pain and promptly peeled a layer of their eye off. They called it "Contacts." It was time to update the Galactic Human Manual again...	636
[WP] "Any last words before I eternally claim your soul?" snarled the demon. Terrified, you stood there silently. You haven't said anything in 20 years, yet you still see the demon constantly hovering in the shadows, waiting.	425
[WP] Desperate to finally take him, the Grim Reaper turns to his last hope. "You sure you can catch him?," he asks. "Waldo? Of course. There's nothing I can't find," replied Dora. The hunt begins.	357
[WP] You are able to rewind time by 6 hours every time you die. You're on a 10 hour long flight that's about to crash.	296
[WP] "Monster, there's a dad under my bed! Can you check?," asked the child. "Ok, fine. But I know there isn't. I'm sure of it," they replied. As they bent down to check, "Hi 'Sure Of It,' I'm dad!," rang out from under the bed.	225
[WP] You look at the Doctor and nervously ask, "Why is my hand shaking?" He smiles and responds "Your skeleton is ready to hatch."	146

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