/u/George_S_Patton_III's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Behold! I come from the fut-" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, you’re from the future. Empire falls, Nero sucks, we get it. The colosseum’s down that road, the next gladiator fight starts soon. Sit in section XI with all the other time travelers."
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[WP] You made a deal with a demon to be the best negotiator ever to exist. You then used this power to successfully bargain for HIS soul. Satan is not amused.
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[WP] The year is 1982. Vampires all across Africa are in a state of total panic. Someone named Toto just blessed the rains!
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[WP] In the Earth Realm, a magician puts his hand into his hat. In the Rabbit Realm, the Great Hand emerges again. The Rabbit Council must choose a sacrifice.
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[WP] You are woken up by pounding on your door. When you open it, three heavily armed men from the government greet you. They demand to speak to "Agent D". You are very confused, especially when your dog Duke walks by and one man yells "There he goes, get him!"
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[WP] "Its just a stupid map", I told myself as I hurled a dart at the alleged cursed tapestry. Within seconds, I was plunged into the cold Atlantic ocean.
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[WP] An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.
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[WP] In the ancient times, people disposed of Vampires by attaching weights to their feet and chucking them into the sea. But since they're immortal, and the sunlight doesn't reach that far down, they have remained alive for centuries. You are one such Vampire, and your chains finally rusted off.
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[WP] Society is so advanced the global crime rate is close to zero. The majority of law enforcement has become irrelevant. Only one town still has the occasional crime. Little does the public know, the perpetrators are the last remaining policemen themselves, who don't want to be out of their jobs.
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[WP] When you die, your soul gets to inconvenience the person you hated most. Going to work and the wind blew their hat off? Nope. It’s you. Their mashed potatoes were cold in the middle after you reheated them? Surprise! It’s you. Their nose itches while their hands are full? That’s also you.
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