/r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You've been a religious person all your life but are fed up with prayers going unanswered. You kneel down, clasp your hands, say "Dear God..." and shout as loud as you can. In your head you hear a snort followed by "I'm awake, I'm awake! What did I miss?"
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[WP] The deity woke up from a 100-year snooze and stretched, looking around. In surprise, it found that there were no humans around. A passing animal told the deity, “There are no humans left on Earth.” It queried, “Then, why can I still feel them?” “There are no humans left ON EARTH.”
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[WP] Pranksters from various subreddits hack into President Obama's teleprompter during the State of the Union Address. This, being Obama's last year in office, just decides to go with it.
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[WP] Since you were 8 years old, you've been helping people and giving things away for free, the only condition: that one day you'll call on that person for a favour. You're now 33 and owed 10,000 favours. You decide to call them all in at once.
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[WP] You were the caretaker for the mythical beasts of the royal family. Yesterday they decided to replace you with some incompetent noble, before kicking you out of the castle. You then spent the night in a nearby forest. However today you were awakened by the beasts who chose to follow you.
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[WP] After being unable to gain weight no matter how much you eat, you buy and swallow two anti parasite tablets, just in case. Within the hour you begin to hear faint inhuman shrieks coming from your stomach and experience an intense gnawing pain.
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[WP] All the 'Trickster' Gods, (Anansi, Loki, Hermes, etc.) have gathered together to see who can play the best trick on mankind. But they never saw the ultimate trickster coming: Bugs Bunny.
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[WP] You're having a quarter-life crisis when you decide to try and pick up landscape painting. That's when you discover that your paintings are portals to the actual places in the painting. Too bad you're on the skill level of a toddler.
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[WP] You always joke that "necromancers are just really late healers". Your party members give you a pity laugh every time, but they never see the sadness in your eyes as you recall exactly how you became a Necromancer.
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