/u/shhhhh_im_reading's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You have just died, but the grim reaper won't let you move on as you still have unfinished business. The reaper did not anticipate just how long it would take for you to finish all the games in your Steam library.
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[WP] You always joke that "necromancers are just really late healers". Your party members give you a pity laugh every time, but they never see the sadness in your eyes as you recall exactly how you became a Necromancer.
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[WP] "Be careful when you stare into the abyss, for the abyss will stare back at you." Turns out, the thing in the abyss is just lonely and asks you out for dinner. You proceed to have a lovely evening despite the screams of horror from everyone but the exceptionally professional restaurant staff.
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[WP] It's true, your life does flash before your eyes right before you die. But you realize something must be wrong since multiple lives have been flashing by, none of them are yours, and it is taking awkwardly long for you to "die".
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[WP] Two best friends jokingly promised that if one of them dies, the other will raise them as an intelligent skeleton. A wandering necromancer overhears them, thinks they're cute, and proceeds to kill and raise them both. These are the adventures of the Skeletal Buddies.
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[WP] You join a group of cultists, thinking their demon summoning ritual was a prank. Your mom, who don't play no games, comes to drag you home by your ear. The cultists and the demon try to stop her. Emphasis on "try".
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[WP] You saved a talking cat one day, but it ran off after promising you that it will return the favor next time it sees you. You never thought that it would show up years later on your wedding day, screaming at you, "We gotta go, MEOW!"
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[WP] Mary has a little lamb, whose fleece is white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that sheep expanded its secret organized crime ring to protect her while she goes.
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[WP] The chef and the alchemist in town are in a years-long rivalry, each trying to one-up the other with their creations that can restore health and Mana and give useful buffs. Everyone benefits from their successes...except you, the unwilling guinea pig that has to taste all of their experiments.
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[WP] As a Paladin in training, you have no idea that your seniors are hazing you when they send you and your classmates to deal with a "threat" at this specific address. After apprehending the target you hear him scream in frustration, "I TOLD YOU MY CLASS IS NECK-ROMANCER, NOT NECROMANCER!"
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