/r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The hero is dead, the villain has won. But rather than gloat or make demands from the cowering populace, they reveal how they've actually saved the world. From the Hero.
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[WP] You're the all-so-feared Monster of the Grimlands. It's absurd to you, really. Every decade, the human town gives you a sacrifice, a young, virgin human bride. You just wish you could tell the town that you're running out of guest rooms for these poor ladies.
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[WP] You were just chilling in your room, when an alien lookalike of Steve Irwin and a camera crew burst in and pin you to the floor. "Crikey, look at this bugger! This one's a rare find, it stays in its room almost all day, and only sees sunlight four to six times a month!"
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[WP] A man has had enough of his boring town and life, so he decides to dress up as a cryptid and scare people around. The town's actual cryptid is immensely offended by this.
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[EU] Batman actually has a super power. But, it's too complicated, looks silly and contradicts the whole dark knight theme. There has never been a need for him to use it... until now.
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[WP] Ever since your apartment had an ant infestation your gaming PC hasn't been working properly. Cracking it open you discover the ants have colonized it and turned it into a futuristic nest. Your phone beeps with a message. The ants want to negotiate rent.
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[WP] Tired of you fourteen year old’s stories about their dragon friend, you declare that it’s time to grow up. To prove your point you poke under their bed with a broom. You are greeted by the snarl of a pissed off dragon.
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[WP] A waiter brings you food and says "Enjoy your meal." To which you respond "You too." The waiter then sits down with you says, "I haven't been fed for the last 2 days. Thank you." and proceeds to eat your food.
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[WP] You wake up in your best friends house as a roomba, and you try relentlessly to get your friend to realize who you are.
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[WP] "Yes, I will heal you. No, I will not accept payment, and I will certainly not take your son" said the wizard/witch, "Even if I did, why would I want your kid? And...honestly it's kind of disturbing that, without knowing if I wanted payment, you just...offered up your kid. What the hell, man?!"
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