/u/rocket-dino's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] A waiter brings you food and says "Enjoy your meal." To which you respond "You too." The waiter then sits down with you says, "I haven't been fed for the last 2 days. Thank you." and proceeds to eat your food.
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[WP] As a superhero you need help once in a while, so you put up an ad for sidekicks. The next day, the minion of your arch nemisis shows up asking for a job.
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[WP] After traveling thousands of years into the future, you see that the world is a barren wasteland with only one living thing on it: Queen Elizabeth II.
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[WP] "Don't feed the ducks" the signs in the park said. You finally learn the true reason for why it is forbidden to feed the ducks, to prevent them from reaching their final form.
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[WP] You're crying in bed one night so someone comes into your room and asks "You alright bud?" That would be comforting to hear if you didn't live alone.
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[WP] You are a great superhero, one day your arch nemisis arrives at your door to apologize after realizing he may have gone too far with his evil plan last time.
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[WP] You are a superhero moving to a new city, but before you leave, all of the villains in town throw you a goodbye party.
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[WP] There is a hitman in your town who happenes to be one of multiple personalities, out of curiosity you tell the hitman to kill one of his other personalities. A day later they tell you that the job has been done.
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[WP] One day while shopping at a convinience store, a person walks in with a sword and points it at the cashier. You think that the store is being robbed, but then the cashier says: "Foolish hero. You think that you can smite me?" The cashier begins to float in the air.
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