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I hired Death to redecorate my living room

25 upvotes • randomindyguy

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I just broke my watch

25 upvotes • yodakenobbi

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I spent four years studying a degree in electrical engineering to figure out why you shouldn’t stick forks in outlets

25 upvotes • Stuck_in_Toaster

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Why didn't the T-Rex want to marry the Triceratops?

25 upvotes • MeasureOnce-KutTwice

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I’m not sure if my dad knows any jokes about Native American tribes.

24 upvotes • Man-e-questions

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Two windmills were on a date...

24 upvotes • Left-Distribution-13

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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

24 upvotes • kevindavis338

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I think my tailor is avoiding me.

24 upvotes • ThusSpokeGaba

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6:30 is the best time for anything

23 upvotes • Major_Independence82

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I started a business building submarines.

22 upvotes • highly-atomic-potato

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I hired Death to redecorate my living room	25	randomindyguy
I just broke my watch	25	yodakenobbi
I spent four years studying a degree in electrical engineering to figure out why you shouldn’t stick forks in outlets	25	Stuck_in_Toaster
Why didn't the T-Rex want to marry the Triceratops?	25	MeasureOnce-KutTwice
I’m not sure if my dad knows any jokes about Native American tribes.	24	Man-e-questions
Two windmills were on a date...	24	Left-Distribution-13
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?	24	kevindavis338
I think my tailor is avoiding me.	24	ThusSpokeGaba
6:30 is the best time for anything	23	Major_Independence82
I started a business building submarines.	22	highly-atomic-potato