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I started a business building submarines.

22 upvotes • highly-atomic-potato

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Right before my friends wedding started the pastor got up and asked, "Before we begin, does anyone need to use the bathroom?"

22 upvotes • GraemMcduff

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I think I’m in love with algae.

21 upvotes • Delivery-Plus

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I told my wife, So what if I spent £3 on a bulletproof jacket...

21 upvotes • incredibleinkpen

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A few years back I invested in a huge herb farm

21 upvotes • Sayitaintsoso

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Why did the Gravedigger record his work?

20 upvotes • CrespostsReddit

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I’m in a state of shock that someone would break into my house and steal all of my fruit.

20 upvotes • Ryde29

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What species of tree mates for life?

20 upvotes • idahowoodworker

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Want to hear a joke about pizza?

20 upvotes • MaguroSashimi8864

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I made a nature documentary about geese, but it was rated R

19 upvotes • DinglebarryHandpump

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I started a business building submarines.	22	highly-atomic-potato
Right before my friends wedding started the pastor got up and asked, "Before we begin, does anyone need to use the bathroom?"	22	GraemMcduff
I think I’m in love with algae.	21	Delivery-Plus
I told my wife, So what if I spent £3 on a bulletproof jacket...	21	incredibleinkpen
A few years back I invested in a huge herb farm	21	Sayitaintsoso
Why did the Gravedigger record his work?	20	CrespostsReddit
I’m in a state of shock that someone would break into my house and steal all of my fruit.	20	Ryde29
What species of tree mates for life?	20	idahowoodworker
Want to hear a joke about pizza?	20	MaguroSashimi8864
I made a nature documentary about geese, but it was rated R	19	DinglebarryHandpump