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How do hillbillies freshen their breath?

12 upvotes • Cultural_Card_2603

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I think “Renaissance” and “Scarborough” are both equally tough to spell.

12 upvotes • Cultural_Card_2603

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What does the elevator say when it stops working?

12 upvotes • eatshr00ms

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How was the Roman Empire divided in two?

12 upvotes • RonPalancik

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I was at a bookstore yesterday and they were throwing out all of the Stephen King novels. I couldn’t figure out why?

11 upvotes • MurseMan1964

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I had an accident whilst playing peekaboo with my kid.

11 upvotes • JenovasChild666

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My olympic event is crossing from pub to the next

11 upvotes • Same_Garlic2928

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How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?

11 upvotes • StockInitial4460

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How do nonbinary samurai defeat their enemies?

11 upvotes • ddodd69

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What would you call a cream cheese flavored with Pabst blue ribbon

11 upvotes • Webji

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
How do hillbillies freshen their breath?	12	Cultural_Card_2603
I think “Renaissance” and “Scarborough” are both equally tough to spell.	12	Cultural_Card_2603
What does the elevator say when it stops working?	12	eatshr00ms
How was the Roman Empire divided in two?	12	RonPalancik
I was at a bookstore yesterday and they were throwing out all of the Stephen King novels. I couldn’t figure out why?	11	MurseMan1964
I had an accident whilst playing peekaboo with my kid.	11	JenovasChild666
My olympic event is crossing from pub to the next	11	Same_Garlic2928
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?	11	StockInitial4460
How do nonbinary samurai defeat their enemies?	11	ddodd69
What would you call a cream cheese flavored with Pabst blue ribbon	11	Webji