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I highly recommend investing in the refrigeration industry.

11 upvotes • Masselein

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Why don't skeletons fight each other?

11 upvotes • kevindavis338

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How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?

11 upvotes • StockInitial4460

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Where do pregnant women go when they want fish?

11 upvotes • Joel_Boyens

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How do nonbinary samurai defeat their enemies?

11 upvotes • ddodd69

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What album does a stoner dog listen to?

11 upvotes • murad131

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Did you hear about the root vegetable that was desperate to be in a stew?

10 upvotes • therealmeal

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In 2023, marine biologists studied Pacific Bluefin Tuna to better understand their behaviors under stress. They noted that the tuna species would become anxious in stressful situations, resulting in avoidance, but then becoming more anxious as their problems worsened, which induced even more stress.

10 upvotes • ilikesidehugs

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

10 upvotes • Youaremyantivirus666

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What generation was Forrest Gump in?

10 upvotes • Battledog32

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I highly recommend investing in the refrigeration industry.	11	Masselein
Why don't skeletons fight each other?	11	kevindavis338
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?	11	StockInitial4460
Where do pregnant women go when they want fish?	11	Joel_Boyens
How do nonbinary samurai defeat their enemies?	11	ddodd69
What album does a stoner dog listen to?	11	murad131
Did you hear about the root vegetable that was desperate to be in a stew?	10	therealmeal
In 2023, marine biologists studied Pacific Bluefin Tuna to better understand their behaviors under stress. They noted that the tuna species would become anxious in stressful situations, resulting in avoidance, but then becoming more anxious as their problems worsened, which induced even more stress.	10	ilikesidehugs
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?	10	Youaremyantivirus666
What generation was Forrest Gump in?	10	Battledog32