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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

10 upvotes • Youaremyantivirus666

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Growing up there was a student in our class with a rare medical condition that caused his skin to look like bark, and his hair had a leafy presentation.

10 upvotes • ilikesidehugs

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Did you hear the one about the lesbian translator?

10 upvotes • Darren_Red

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Disney scrapped their original idea for The Little Mermaid. In that version she is badly mistreated by her sisters and poisons them all in revenge.

10 upvotes • Cultural_Card_2603

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I have a joke about unemployment.

10 upvotes • Cultural_Card_2603

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What do you call a cop who falls asleep randomly?

10 upvotes • wolfyfancylads

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When a tip jar is reported stolen

10 upvotes • Cultural_Card_2603

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Coworker told me I have big knuckles today

10 upvotes • reptiliansarecoming

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We’re having Himalayan rabbit tonight.

10 upvotes • TonyAce87

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It might be a little odd...

10 upvotes • jdyerjdyer

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?	10	Youaremyantivirus666
Growing up there was a student in our class with a rare medical condition that caused his skin to look like bark, and his hair had a leafy presentation.	10	ilikesidehugs
Did you hear the one about the lesbian translator?	10	Darren_Red
Disney scrapped their original idea for The Little Mermaid. In that version she is badly mistreated by her sisters and poisons them all in revenge.	10	Cultural_Card_2603
I have a joke about unemployment.	10	Cultural_Card_2603
What do you call a cop who falls asleep randomly?	10	wolfyfancylads
When a tip jar is reported stolen	10	Cultural_Card_2603
Coworker told me I have big knuckles today	10	reptiliansarecoming
We’re having Himalayan rabbit tonight.	10	TonyAce87
It might be a little odd...	10	jdyerjdyer