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I really want to buy some CDs by Polish composers. But I don't know if I'll have much luck.

6 upvotes • incredibleinkpen

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What's that Japanese car thief called?

6 upvotes • E5evo

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My dad said It was Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit and Anders Celsius who created the terms used for the rrtemperature scales!

6 upvotes • iShitSkittles

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What did the costume dresser say when she read Mel Gibson’s name on the tag on a pair of tidy whiteys?

6 upvotes • BiggerMouthBass

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Why did the lion cross the road?

6 upvotes • FormulaDriven

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I was walking around Paris and this dude did an amazing jump into the river!

6 upvotes • squealy_dan

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh ?

6 upvotes • MaCk_Pinto

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Why were all musicians, prior to the release of "Lucky Star" self obsessed divas?

6 upvotes • KalbotJambot

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What do you call a pornstar in a cooking contest?

6 upvotes • ItsSuperRob

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I asked my bike to tell me a joke.

6 upvotes • sexual_goose

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I really want to buy some CDs by Polish composers. But I don't know if I'll have much luck.	6	incredibleinkpen
What's that Japanese car thief called?	6	E5evo
My dad said It was Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit and Anders Celsius who created the terms used for the rrtemperature scales!	6	iShitSkittles
What did the costume dresser say when she read Mel Gibson’s name on the tag on a pair of tidy whiteys?	6	BiggerMouthBass
Why did the lion cross the road?	6	FormulaDriven
I was walking around Paris and this dude did an amazing jump into the river!	6	squealy_dan
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh ?	6	MaCk_Pinto
Why were all musicians, prior to the release of "Lucky Star" self obsessed divas?	6	KalbotJambot
What do you call a pornstar in a cooking contest?	6	ItsSuperRob
I asked my bike to tell me a joke.	6	sexual_goose