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I wish windmills had penises.

11 upvotes • MealSharp3406
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I wish I got paid $1 million everyday forever

11 upvotes • Terrible_Cucumber_39
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I wish I could photosynthesize by standing in the sunlight

11 upvotes • Wide-Masterpiece2594
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I wish that the last digit of pi were successfully calculated.

11 upvotes • SyllabusofErrors
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I wish for my uncle to find a house to fit all four people in my family so I don’t have to move out and be homeless.

11 upvotes • Little_Story_8684
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I wish for a good strawberry not a poison strawberry not a strawberry that’s so good. Everything else seems bad a normal good strawberry

11 upvotes • Professor-pigeon-
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I wish I could afford my own car and not have to rely on public transport anymore

11 upvotes • Cat-guy64
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I wish that salads fought people

11 upvotes • Wellfurball
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I wish I have the power to bring anyone to who is dead back to life by writing down their names on a book

10 upvotes • stonerpasta
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I wish that when anyone knowingly tells a lie, that they suddenly get slapped in the face really hard.

10 upvotes • TorthOrc
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