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I wish for monkey paws to have people's best interests at heart

10 upvotes • normalPJOfan
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I wish I had a fluffy tail

10 upvotes • Miles_Prower3
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I wish music plays in the background of my life like a movie

10 upvotes • Confused_N_Jazzy
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I wish my body hair wouldn't grow back.

10 upvotes • SleepingKirb
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I wish I was able to have a tablet which would tell me exactly what other people think of me as.

10 upvotes • knichut
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I wish to be extremely lucky at everything.

10 upvotes • YidItOn
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I wish all cattle were freeze branded instead of hot branded

10 upvotes • Ozem_son_of_Jesse
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I wish all bad people turned into the most delicious fresh cheese.

9 upvotes • anavergeguyontheinte
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I wish for a turkey sandwich … on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And … and! I don’t want any zombie turkey, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?

9 upvotes • an_actual_coyote
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I wish I had Elon Musk's wealth so I can show the world what a crazy person can do with enough money

9 upvotes • cryptomelons
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