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I wish I could eat onigiri like a true Japanese samurai

3 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I wish Alex Jones grows 2 and a half inches taller, and for him to be able to levitate two foot off the ground, but only while still.

3 upvotes • Certain_Structure_27
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I wish my girlfriend never agreed to watch that scary iceberg video with me therefore not leading me down a rabbit hole that affected me deeply

3 upvotes • Individual_Rip_4504
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I wish Waluigi was added to Super Smash Bros.

3 upvotes • mysterious45670
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I wish I never felt horny

3 upvotes • Plan-Technical
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I wish that duelling were an acceptable form of dispute resolution again.

3 upvotes • SyllabusofErrors
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I wish that head lice didn't exist

3 upvotes • Ozem_son_of_Jesse
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I wish for all of the world's oceans to be replaced with liquid nitrogen

3 upvotes • Patient_Somewhere922
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I wish for a piece of salt water taffy.

3 upvotes • Elliott_Queerest
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I wish headaches didn't exist

3 upvotes • dadsuki2
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