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I wish every time I open my closet, 1 pound of gold appeared.

216 upvotes • MirageLeonidas
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I wish I wasn't addicted to porn

213 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I wish I wasn't a 29 year old male virgin loser

202 upvotes • InnerMixture1409
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I wish my cat could tell me what food she likes.

198 upvotes • sideshowbvo
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I wish doors had a 5% percent chance to "crit", whatever that means.

191 upvotes • Thesuperpepluep
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I wish I was a cute femboy

190 upvotes • Juplication
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I wish r/monkeyspaw users would actually impose consequences as a result of wishes coming true, and not just try to negate the wish with some technicality

188 upvotes • Fun_Cartographer3587
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I wish modern humor weren’t so sexualized

180 upvotes • tastypoopmouse
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I wish I had The Poop Note. It’s like the Death Note but It can make people shit themselves.

178 upvotes • KawaiiStarFairy
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I wish people would stop making the most horrific, sexual wishes.

168 upvotes • GoldResponsibility27
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