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I wish that every time I farted 100 strangers within a hundred mile radius all have explosive diarrhea

2 upvotes • popcorn_kurnal

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I wish I could gather a party of adventurers for my legendary quest.

2 upvotes • Personwhoisstupid

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I wish games workshops simply had normal prices for it's miniatures

2 upvotes • totallynotabunn

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I wish I found fellow uglies as sexually attractive and a joy to hang out with, instead of kissing the ass of hot people

2 upvotes • Express-Plenty-2584

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I wish bodybuilding was an Olympic sport

2 upvotes • DorianYatesMrOlympia

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I wish I were beautiful enough to be loved :(

2 upvotes • rosesinmybag

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I wish to instantly gain all the knowledge and understanding that would normally come from earning PhDs in mathematics and philosophy

2 upvotes • Automatic-Thought-61

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I wish for Wikipedia to be widely used in stead of Google.

2 upvotes • DominoesFalling321

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I wish that when I died, I was sent to the beggining of life on earth as an undetectable entity. Free from the constraints of my mortal mind and body, and I could watch life from the start to the end of the earth, dying with the last organism on the planet.

2 upvotes • Brook_D_Artist

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I wish for the human body had a one time age backward period where you age back down to 25 at age 65 over the course of 40 years.

2 upvotes • Akul_Tesla

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wish that every time I farted 100 strangers within a hundred mile radius all have explosive diarrhea	2	popcorn_kurnal
I wish I could gather a party of adventurers for my legendary quest.	2	Personwhoisstupid
I wish games workshops simply had normal prices for it's miniatures	2	totallynotabunn
I wish I found fellow uglies as sexually attractive and a joy to hang out with, instead of kissing the ass of hot people	2	Express-Plenty-2584
I wish bodybuilding was an Olympic sport	2	DorianYatesMrOlympia
I wish I were beautiful enough to be loved :(	2	rosesinmybag
I wish to instantly gain all the knowledge and understanding that would normally come from earning PhDs in mathematics and philosophy	2	Automatic-Thought-61
I wish for Wikipedia to be widely used in stead of Google.	2	DominoesFalling321
I wish that when I died, I was sent to the beggining of life on earth as an undetectable entity. Free from the constraints of my mortal mind and body, and I could watch life from the start to the end of the earth, dying with the last organism on the planet.	2	Brook_D_Artist
I wish for the human body had a one time age backward period where you age back down to 25 at age 65 over the course of 40 years.	2	Akul_Tesla