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I wish I could adapt to any and all negative phenomena within a few seconds of exposure to it.

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I wish I found fellow uglies as sexually attractive and a joy to hang out with, instead of kissing the ass of hot people

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I wish I can dilate time in my sleep, and sleep as long as I want and be in the dream as long as I want, and wake up only when I am refreshed and ready to face reality.

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I wish I could adapt to any and all negative phenomena within a few seconds of exposure to it.	3
I wish I found fellow uglies as sexually attractive and a joy to hang out with, instead of kissing the ass of hot people	2
I wish I can dilate time in my sleep, and sleep as long as I want and be in the dream as long as I want, and wake up only when I am refreshed and ready to face reality.	1