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I wish will have a superpower of my choosing from now until I die

1 upvotes • Defy_Grav1ty
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I wish all names were literal, and anyone with a name must take on the attribute that name is associated with, was originally associated with, or seems like it would be associated with.

1 upvotes • AgentBLZZRD
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I wish the struts on my bed-frame were a half-inch longer so they'd stop randomly falling off.

1 upvotes • Ok-Advantage-1772
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I wish I could catch little critters like rats and squirrels by throwing my testicles around with my whip-like ballsack

1 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I wish I could catch little critters by throwing my testicles around with my whip-like ballsack like in Pokémon

1 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I wish all the insane random thoughts I have becomes reality

1 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I wish all the insane random thoughts I have become reality

1 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I wish YouTube was unable to stop ad blockers and couldn't start charging for YouTube as a result.

1 upvotes • MrPuzzleMan
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I wish each individual who interacts on this sub would suck my dick

1 upvotes • 2epic
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I wish that I could stop someone's addiction simply by singing a song about that addiction. (for example I could stop a drug addiction by singing "Static" by Steve Lacy)

1 upvotes • Cheap-Camel9652
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