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I wish Blizzard would hire me as their lead creative director so I can save their sorry uncreative asses

1 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Only a hippopotamus will do.

1 upvotes • Even_Map4433
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I wish I would turn into a Super Saiyan when I style my hair with my own cum

1 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I wish for all politicians to be bit on the taint by bullet ants until they pass laws that actually benefit the people and not corporations.

1 upvotes • Elliott_Queerest
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I wish that anyone who has ever engaged in a deliberate act of violence is hurt in the exact same way they have hurt others

1 upvotes • kitsabyss
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I wish to have the death note :p

1 upvotes • AshenDark
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I wish lemons were sweet.

1 upvotes • TheTaikatalvi
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I wish I had a small, white onion

1 upvotes • Timely_Youth3353
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I wish those stupid double ended usb-c cords didnt exist.

1 upvotes • Triggerhappy3761
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I wish i did political studies. I keep loosing debates to my 3 yo sister. She just sticks her tongue out and win

1 upvotes • Consistent-Land451
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