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I wish people would settle their disputes with blowjob races

1 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I wish my fast metabolism would slow down so I can gain weight.

1 upvotes • pepperonily
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I wish furries, as soon as they make their fursona, gain the ability to become their sona and switch between that and their normal self on command

1 upvotes • Story_with_the_gang
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I wish my neighbour's dog could consent to sex

1 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I wish potatoes and chicken never existed.

1 upvotes • Swansaknight
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I wish to possess omnipotence that I know how to easily access and use without having my mind or memories altered in any way

1 upvotes • Aaxper
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I wish to go back in time to 10 years old with the knowledge I have now.

1 upvotes • hessian_prince
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I wish there were no mountains on Earth

1 upvotes • Ozem_son_of_Jesse
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I wish my peanut butter would stop floating ominously to wrap itself around my dick. NSFW

1 upvotes • KingSama5
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I wish I was a haunted doll

1 upvotes • KawaiiStarFairy
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