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I wish for everyone on this site to be my loyal servant forever

1 upvotes • Designer-Ad-8386
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I wish for FOX News to cease operations immediately.

1 upvotes • tejojo
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I wish there were 100% accurate lie detectors that were mass distributed

1 upvotes • HonorsChemistry
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I wish to mind control everyone on this subreddit

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I wish for the most insane, irredeemably evil thing to happen to everyone at the exact same time and for them all to know it was me who wished it upon them.

1 upvotes • AliterallCrow
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I wish that this specific wish came true.

1 upvotes • MeltedChocolate24
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I wish I can dilate time in my sleep, and sleep as long as I want and be in the dream as long as I want, and wake up only when I am refreshed and ready to face reality.

1 upvotes • Express-Plenty-2584
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I wish the Monkey’s Paw was a regular guy named Dale for 24 hrs so we can fight.

1 upvotes • Chemical-Elk-1299
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I wish I wasn't such a pathetic person

1 upvotes • DeliveryLow277
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I wish Lionel Messi actually retired from all football in 2016

1 upvotes • WinterTakerRevived
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