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I wish the guy who wished me to die horribly to get impregnated by my sex toys

27 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I wish YouTubers would start grooming old ladies

26 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I wish all forms of pornography (including Rule 34/Hentai) would vanish off the face of the earth forever, with all porn addictions ceasing as well.

25 upvotes • Cheap-Camel9652
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I wish I could get $1

25 upvotes • Max-Flares
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I wish Kurt Cobain didnt die.

24 upvotes • ghfjibsibsi
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I wish that spiders are all highly venomous, hunted humans, and can open doors.

24 upvotes • ModeratedModerator
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I wish hentai was wholesome

24 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I wish you couldn't smell my dick

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I wish Hitler was accepted into art school and perused a career as a painter and architect

23 upvotes • ALLOCEPRANO
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I wish my birthday wasn't in September

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