| I used to think I was indecisive. But now I'm not sure. | 28 | LockedbyDax | | | | |
| I like my eggs over medium, which isn’t easy. | 25 | westgate141pdx | | | | |
| When fighting against a circus it’s best to go right for the juggler | 23 | mikehotel288 | | | | |
| Why can't you trust artists? Because they're sketchy. | 20 | LockedbyDax | | | | |
| One of these days I'm going to stop procrastinating. | 15 | Buck_Thorn | | | | |
| I spent so much time cleaning my bedroom that I collapsed due to neat exhaustion. | 12 | Visual_Tangerine_210 | | | | |
| Journalists are under a lot of pressure these days, just the result of being in the press | 11 | SooooooMeta | | | | |
| Modern scientists have science down to a science | 11 | Throughtheindigo | | | | |
| The best doctors have the most patience. | 10 | incredibleinkpen | | | | |
| If you take all the veins out of a man's body and lay the veins end to end to measure the distance, that man will die | 8 | Negan-Cliffhanger | | | | |
