| One ghost said to the other, “Get a life!” | 6 | gotmojo6 | | | | |
| A commentator is just an average potato doing the news | 5 | Major_Independence82 | | | | |
| I'd much rather go through life pissed off than pissed on. | 4 | Party_Mammoth_7972 | | | | |
| The teddy bear passed on dessert because he was already stuffed. | 3 | gotmojo6 | | | | |
| Jesus and his apostles walk into a restaurant and he says, we will have 13 waters (wink wink). | 2 | jiohdi1960 | | | | |
| If symptoms persist, please insult your doctor | 1 | Nicofatpad | | | | |
| Couldn't even see how my dream ended, because of woke. | 1 | NeonTigerMMX3 | | | | |
| I think feminism is great…as even men can be gold diggers now | 1 | No-Store-7309 | | | | |
| Sperm dornors are such hard workers. | 1 | butterfucker29 | | | | |
| August is man bun awareness month | 1 | No-Cardiologist7640 | | | | |
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