| If you think you have finished off all the monkeys in an orgy, you’ve got another thing coming | 1 | hello_madam_letme_in | | | | |
| Lagoon, it's French for casked wine (Aussie joke) | 1 | Dry_Suggestion1853 | | | | |
| Aperitif is French for dentures | 1 | Dry_Suggestion1853 | | | | |
| I’ll agree to lift the ban if you promise to never come back | 1 | mikehotel288 | | | | |
| Met a guy called Ian Tevey the other day, said his brother was lead singer of the Hollies. | 1 | simmo28 | | | | |
| We already know the truth but looking for a delusion | 1 | Ali_Naqvii | | | | |
| If my body WAS a temple, it would probably be called the self sabo-taj mahal. | 1 | Tomesublia | | | | |
| Where is everyone going bingo (Leon.s.kenedy | 1 | Enough-Jicama-621 | | | | |
| My friend found his first grey pubic hair tonight, it was on his kebab. | 1 | AnimatorNr1 | | | | |
| Jesus really spoke to me last night when I was drunk, which is odd – he said, “this WAS water” | 1 | Visual_Tangerine_210 | | | | |
