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Area Squirrel Horrified By Spelling Of Squirrel

5 upvotes • Odd_craving

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Study Shows That Far Right Media Is Only Financially Viable Because Of Democrats Hate Watching. In Response Far Right Commentators Claim The Study Runners Are Antifa Or The FBI

5 upvotes • Hagisman

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We’re One Astronaut Fart Away From Ripping Apart Earth’s Atmosphere!

5 upvotes • AhFalafel

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Local Man Has Spiritual Bowel Movement.

5 upvotes • j0nnnnnnn

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Musk Denies Network Outage Of Neural-Link Chips Last Night, There Is No Connection With Kyle RittenHouse's Lapse In Judgement For The Past 24 Hours.

5 upvotes • drNeir

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TRUMP'S MENTAL FITNESS IN QUESTION AGAIN AFTER HE BECAME SPOOKED AT LATEST RALLY. HE REMOVED HIS TAIL AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND AS A DISTRACTION SO HE COULD RUN OFF STAGE. IS THE PRESSURE GETTING TO HIM?

5 upvotes • SirBexley

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Pope Francis Excommunicates All “Fettuccine” Mispronouncing His Favorite Homophobic Slur

5 upvotes • TransSylvania

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ALL BUT ONE FORMER PRESIDENT VOTING FOR HARRIS, AND EVERY FORMER FIRST LADY.

4 upvotes • BananaDiquiri

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Addressing Own Statements Regarding Harris' Race, Trump Vows To Consult J.D. Vance Ahead Of Next Event. "Look, JD's Gonna Help Me With This One, OK? I Mean Not With The Whites, Because They're Easy. But He's Gonna Help Me With The Vermin. We Will Get This Right Next Time."

4 upvotes • issr

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“Clinched With A Clench”: U.S. Secures Gold In Synchronized Farting

4 upvotes • Shame_on_StarWars

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Area Squirrel Horrified By Spelling Of Squirrel	5	Odd_craving
Study Shows That Far Right Media Is Only Financially Viable Because Of Democrats Hate Watching. In Response Far Right Commentators Claim The Study Runners Are Antifa Or The FBI	5	Hagisman
We’re One Astronaut Fart Away From Ripping Apart Earth’s Atmosphere!	5	AhFalafel
Local Man Has Spiritual Bowel Movement.	5	j0nnnnnnn
Musk Denies Network Outage Of Neural-Link Chips Last Night, There Is No Connection With Kyle RittenHouse's Lapse In Judgement For The Past 24 Hours.	5	drNeir
TRUMP'S MENTAL FITNESS IN QUESTION AGAIN AFTER HE BECAME SPOOKED AT LATEST RALLY. HE REMOVED HIS TAIL AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND AS A DISTRACTION SO HE COULD RUN OFF STAGE. IS THE PRESSURE GETTING TO HIM?	5	SirBexley
Pope Francis Excommunicates All “Fettuccine” Mispronouncing His Favorite Homophobic Slur	5	TransSylvania
ALL BUT ONE FORMER PRESIDENT VOTING FOR HARRIS, AND EVERY FORMER FIRST LADY.	4	BananaDiquiri
Addressing Own Statements Regarding Harris' Race, Trump Vows To Consult J.D. Vance Ahead Of Next Event. "Look, JD's Gonna Help Me With This One, OK? I Mean Not With The Whites, Because They're Easy. But He's Gonna Help Me With The Vermin. We Will Get This Right Next Time."	4	issr
“Clinched With A Clench”: U.S. Secures Gold In Synchronized Farting	4	Shame_on_StarWars