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Trump Blasts VP Pick Walz: "They Picked A Former Teacher, And Let Me Tell You Every Teacher I Ever Knew Was A Failure. They All Gave Up, Saying 'I Can't Get Blood From A Stone'. There Was Definitely A Lot Of Failure In There, Trust Me."
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After Years Of Being Called Fascists With No Problem, Republicans Say Being Called Weird Is Crossing A Line…
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Trump Agrees To Debate Kamala Harris But ONLY If It's At One Of His Rallies, Hosted By Fox News And He Gets Complete Control Over The Questions While Kamala Is Not Allowed To Speak And Fox News Must Refer To Him As 'Your Highness'
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Imbecile Donald Trump Is Addicted To Bullyism And Is Considered The Weirdest Old Man In History With The Lowest Rating Ever
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Donald Trump Says He Is Now A Democrat After Being Visited By The Spirits Of Presidential Past, Present, And Future
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Trump Floats Idea Of Creating Government Department To Tell Americans What Ethnic Group They Actually Belong To
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Donald Trump Now Confesses He Loves Joe Biden And Wants Him Back To Be President For The Next 4 Years But Joe Replied Just Shut up Don You Weirdo
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