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Joe Rogan's Live Netflix Special Already Best Ever Among Parents Attempting to Murder Their Children With Smallpox
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After Minnesota's Governor Tim Waltz Signed A Bill Giving Free Lunch And Breakfast To School Children Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry Orders More Christian Posters Threatening Children With Hell
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Trump Courts Voters Seeking Normal Person to Vote For By Inexplicably Having Cartoonish Team of Dubious Doctors, Fixers, and Other Assorted Henchmen at His Beck and Call
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Biochemist Scientists Mass Resignations After Joe Rogan's Netflix Special Hailed as Game Changer, "Like Raw Beef Splitting the Atom"
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In Misguided Effort To Prove Trump Isn't The Sexually Depraved Rapist Some Declare Him To Be, Speaker Johnson Says That Trump Was A Perfect Gentleman On Their Last Social Outing, 'He Even Tucked Me Into Bed With A Little Pecker On My Cheeks'.
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VP CANIDATE VANCE GOES ON LATE NIGHT TRUTH SOCIAL RANT DEFENDING THE GOAL OF CUTTING FUNDING TO PBS: 'DO YOU KNOW HOW UNBORN COUCHES ARE KILLED EVERY YEAR TO KEEP THOSE FUCKING MUPPETS ALIVE?'
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Mark Twain's Ghost Reminds Everyone Wanting To Interview/Debate Trump, “Never Argue With An Idiot. They Will Drag You Down To Their Level And Beat You With Experience."
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