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The Dutch East India Company Has Filed A Multibillion Lawsuit Against The Republican National Committee For Illegally Appropriating The Trademark "DEI" Without Permission, Asking For Immediate Payment In Rand

12 upvotes • Organic-Lie4759
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Donald 'Jimmy Crow' Trump Says America Needs An Official Caste System: "They All Look The Same To Me!"

12 upvotes • AgentScrappy
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“Most of them are mine.” RFK Jr. takes advantage of 60 Minutes interview to show off his 5 gallon jar of toenail clippings.

12 upvotes • ThirstMutilat0r
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2024 Presidential Election To Be Delayed Indefinitely To See Just How Weird Things Can Get.

12 upvotes • Nyetah
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Former WH Staff Admits Trump Wanted To Use National Phone Alert System When He Accidentally Dropped Bucket Of KFC Off The Balcony Arguing With Pence On Jan 05.

11 upvotes • drNeir
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GOP In Crisis Mode, Leadership Can't Seem To Agree If Tim Waltz Becoming VP Means The Midwest Becomes A Third World Country Or The End Of All Life As We Know It.

11 upvotes • SirBexley
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DNC Pondering New Slogan, Walz Grabs'em By The Ballz

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MAGA States They Will Bring Back The American Dream, Just Needs Your CC Number First

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Lucky Iowa Truck Driver and Trump Superfan Named as Final Contestant for Upcoming Season of 'The Apprentice: 5th Avenue Murder Victim'

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Tesla announces second generation of Cybertruck's warranty will be voided if vehicle is exposed to sunlight or oxygen.

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