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Trump: Dragon Lady And Wife Fucker Will Legalize Intra Marital Intercourse

11 upvotes • Fun-Dragonfly-4166

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GOP In Crisis Mode, Leadership Can't Seem To Agree If Tim Waltz Becoming VP Means The Midwest Becomes A Third World Country Or The End Of All Life As We Know It.

11 upvotes • SirBexley

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Lucky Iowa Truck Driver and Trump Superfan Named as Final Contestant for Upcoming Season of 'The Apprentice: 5th Avenue Murder Victim'

11 upvotes • HonoraryBallsack

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Trump To Appoint Richard Spencer To New Department of Racial Classification

11 upvotes • SeventeenSeventyFour

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DNC Pondering New Slogan, Walz Grabs'em By The Ballz

11 upvotes • drNeir

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Trump Incredulous As Prosecutor Uses Own Statements Without First Introducing Them As Eviden... Wait... Sorry. This Just In: That Was A Publicity Event, Not A Prosecution. Trump - "I Have So Many Of Both It Hard To Tell Them Apart Sometimes"

10 upvotes • issr

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Pentagon Declassified Documents Show Iran–Contra Affair Was Lie And Movie Spies Like Us Was Closer To Truth.

10 upvotes • drNeir

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Trump Changes His Tune About EV's After Elon Convinces Him That EV Stands For Electric Vagina, Trump Is Now Eager To 'Fully Embrace This Brave New World.'

10 upvotes • SirBexley

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Both Candidates Lose Their Debates To Empty Chair, Empty Chair Gaining Steam After $1 Billion Raised In One Day

10 upvotes • Upset_Researcher_143

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Sizzling Fajita Plate Delicious Enough To Ignore Blatantly Stereotypical Restaurant Name

10 upvotes • AhFalafel

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Trump: Dragon Lady And Wife Fucker Will Legalize Intra Marital Intercourse	11	Fun-Dragonfly-4166
GOP In Crisis Mode, Leadership Can't Seem To Agree If Tim Waltz Becoming VP Means The Midwest Becomes A Third World Country Or The End Of All Life As We Know It.	11	SirBexley
Lucky Iowa Truck Driver and Trump Superfan Named as Final Contestant for Upcoming Season of 'The Apprentice: 5th Avenue Murder Victim'	11	HonoraryBallsack
Trump To Appoint Richard Spencer To New Department of Racial Classification	11	SeventeenSeventyFour
DNC Pondering New Slogan, Walz Grabs'em By The Ballz	11	drNeir
Trump Incredulous As Prosecutor Uses Own Statements Without First Introducing Them As Eviden... Wait... Sorry. This Just In: That Was A Publicity Event, Not A Prosecution. Trump - "I Have So Many Of Both It Hard To Tell Them Apart Sometimes"	10	issr
Pentagon Declassified Documents Show Iran–Contra Affair Was Lie And Movie Spies Like Us Was Closer To Truth.	10	drNeir
Trump Changes His Tune About EV's After Elon Convinces Him That EV Stands For Electric Vagina, Trump Is Now Eager To 'Fully Embrace This Brave New World.'	10	SirBexley
Both Candidates Lose Their Debates To Empty Chair, Empty Chair Gaining Steam After $1 Billion Raised In One Day	10	Upset_Researcher_143
Sizzling Fajita Plate Delicious Enough To Ignore Blatantly Stereotypical Restaurant Name	10	AhFalafel