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Donald Trump Says He Is Now A Democrat After Being Visited By The Spirits Of Presidential Past, Present, And Future

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Convicted Felon Donald Trump Offers To Debate Jimmy Carter Instead Of Kamala Harris.

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MAGA In Shambles After Kamala Harris Chugs Beer With Chuck Norris At A NASCAR Race

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Kamala Harris Has Challenged Donald Trump To Take The ACT At A Local D.C. High School This Coming Saturday Morning

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J.D. Vance Caught On Hot Mic Saying “My Couch Pulls Out But I Don’t”

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Furniture Advocates Argue That A Couch Or Sofa Cannot Adequately Consent And, Therefore, Any Sexual Activity Is Assault

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California Preemptively Bans J.D. Vance From All Furniture And Rent To Own Stores In The State

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In Potentially Devastating Move For Donald Trump, Election Will Rely Heavily Upon Spouse Interaction

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RFK Jr. Claims To Have Left His Detachable Penis In Central Park

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Donald Trump Says He Is Now A Democrat After Being Visited By The Spirits Of Presidential Past, Present, And Future	307
Convicted Felon Donald Trump Offers To Debate Jimmy Carter Instead Of Kamala Harris.	295
MAGA In Shambles After Kamala Harris Chugs Beer With Chuck Norris At A NASCAR Race	47
Kamala Harris Has Challenged Donald Trump To Take The ACT At A Local D.C. High School This Coming Saturday Morning	37
J.D. Vance Caught On Hot Mic Saying “My Couch Pulls Out But I Don’t”	31
Furniture Advocates Argue That A Couch Or Sofa Cannot Adequately Consent And, Therefore, Any Sexual Activity Is Assault	29
California Preemptively Bans J.D. Vance From All Furniture And Rent To Own Stores In The State	21
In Potentially Devastating Move For Donald Trump, Election Will Rely Heavily Upon Spouse Interaction	15
RFK Jr. Claims To Have Left His Detachable Penis In Central Park	15