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Florida Department Of Elder Affairs Ask DeSantis Hazard Pay For Health Service Employees, Retirees Violent Seeing Grandchildren Turn Their Classic Cars Into RatRods.
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WTS F Biden Flag and Don’t Vote For The Old Guy Shirt, Will Trade For Racist And/Or Sexist Harris Stuff!
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In His Latest Zoom Call With Potential Donors, Trump Appears To Fall Asleep, But Is Awoken When His Own Fart Startles Him, He Then Lowers His Head And Says 'We Are Through The Looking Glass Here' Before Drifting Off Again.
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Trump Faces Backlash After Responding To The Question "What Is A Black Job?" With One That Only Three Fifths Of You Will Get" During National Association Of Black Journalists Conference Interview
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Movie Execs Warn Directors, Notably Nolan, Will Start Blacklisting Due To Terrible Audio Mixing. Claims Profits Down And Pricey AI Use For Subtitles.
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Local Doctor wonders if maybe a part of a bullet entered his brain because Trump is now answering all questions with 'fuck you, that's why',.
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Trump Incredulous As Prosecutor Uses Own Statements Without First Introducing Them As Eviden... Wait... Sorry. This Just In: That Was A Publicity Event, Not A Prosecution.
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Trump faces backlash from his response to the question, "What is a black job?" with, "One that only three fifths of you will get" at the National Association of Black Journalists conference.
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