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1 million people go in on a 1 million corpse funeral. They wait until they're all dead then the bodies are nuked, by a nuclear bomb, instead of cremation.

9 upvotes • chinballs5000

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Telehubbies - essentially it's like Teletubbies, but instead of whatever tf the Teletubbies are, it's a group of married men with tablets surgically implanted in their chests. Instead of the sky baby, it's the cult leader they're all married to.

8 upvotes • paraworldblue

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Use the fuck as the worlds unit of currency, aligned to the price and trade value of having sex 1 time with a prostitute where it is legal. I dont give a fuck. Of course not. A fuck is alot to give up. Save it for a day you're horny.

8 upvotes • chinballs5000

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Fridge/Coffin combo

7 upvotes • BlowOnThatPie

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spread a rumor that rubbing dog spit on your dick once a week makes it bigger after a year

5 upvotes • chinballs5000

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Run for president with the campaign slogan "Lower Your Expectations"

3 upvotes • FooodFiiight

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Technically speaking, the only kind of sex a monk is allowed to have is nonconsensual, cuz if the monk consents to sex that is breaking the rules of monking

1 upvotes • chinballs5000

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
1 million people go in on a 1 million corpse funeral. They wait until they're all dead then the bodies are nuked, by a nuclear bomb, instead of cremation.	9	chinballs5000
Telehubbies - essentially it's like Teletubbies, but instead of whatever tf the Teletubbies are, it's a group of married men with tablets surgically implanted in their chests. Instead of the sky baby, it's the cult leader they're all married to.	8	paraworldblue
Use the fuck as the worlds unit of currency, aligned to the price and trade value of having sex 1 time with a prostitute where it is legal. I dont give a fuck. Of course not. A fuck is alot to give up. Save it for a day you're horny.	8	chinballs5000
Fridge/Coffin combo	7	BlowOnThatPie
spread a rumor that rubbing dog spit on your dick once a week makes it bigger after a year	5	chinballs5000
Run for president with the campaign slogan "Lower Your Expectations"	3	FooodFiiight
Technically speaking, the only kind of sex a monk is allowed to have is nonconsensual, cuz if the monk consents to sex that is breaking the rules of monking	1	chinballs5000