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1 million people go in on a 1 million corpse funeral. They wait until they're all dead then the bodies are nuked, by a nuclear bomb, instead of cremation.

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Use the fuck as the worlds unit of currency, aligned to the price and trade value of having sex 1 time with a prostitute where it is legal. I dont give a fuck. Of course not. A fuck is alot to give up. Save it for a day you're horny.

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spread a rumor that rubbing dog spit on your dick once a week makes it bigger after a year

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Technically speaking, the only kind of sex a monk is allowed to have is nonconsensual, cuz if the monk consents to sex that is breaking the rules of monking

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1 million people go in on a 1 million corpse funeral. They wait until they're all dead then the bodies are nuked, by a nuclear bomb, instead of cremation.	9
Use the fuck as the worlds unit of currency, aligned to the price and trade value of having sex 1 time with a prostitute where it is legal. I dont give a fuck. Of course not. A fuck is alot to give up. Save it for a day you're horny.	8
spread a rumor that rubbing dog spit on your dick once a week makes it bigger after a year	5
Technically speaking, the only kind of sex a monk is allowed to have is nonconsensual, cuz if the monk consents to sex that is breaking the rules of monking	1