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You are garunteed to survive if you get shot in the nuts (you still feel the pain)

5 upvotes • theIlegalhuman

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You can elongate your eyeballs like a cartoon character

5 upvotes • god_like_salmon

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Once a day, you can stop crying.

5 upvotes • Moomoobeef

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If you wake up at 3am and walk outside your house someone will be there to have a fair 1v1 fistfight

5 upvotes • garryyug

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You can control 1 mosquito

4 upvotes • DeterminedButterlfly

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Every time somebody points a finger gun at you, they die

4 upvotes • DepressedLizard88

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When you find a subreddit that you want to be made or one that has basically no members you can make them a largely populated sub

4 upvotes • RoonilWazlib_-

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You can summon an army of squirrels that balance on one leg while wearing tiny top hats. Their main priority is looking fancy rather than being useful.

4 upvotes • Puzzleheaded_Ask9615

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You can increase your running speed by 5% on Sundays after 12 pm.

4 upvotes • Tomo-bitz

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Replying to somebody else with “noted” will make you remember the said things forever

4 upvotes • andreas-ch

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You are garunteed to survive if you get shot in the nuts (you still feel the pain)	5	theIlegalhuman
You can elongate your eyeballs like a cartoon character	5	god_like_salmon
Once a day, you can stop crying.	5	Moomoobeef
If you wake up at 3am and walk outside your house someone will be there to have a fair 1v1 fistfight	5	garryyug
You can control 1 mosquito	4	DeterminedButterlfly
Every time somebody points a finger gun at you, they die	4	DepressedLizard88
When you find a subreddit that you want to be made or one that has basically no members you can make them a largely populated sub	4	RoonilWazlib_-
You can summon an army of squirrels that balance on one leg while wearing tiny top hats. Their main priority is looking fancy rather than being useful.	4	Puzzleheaded_Ask9615
You can increase your running speed by 5% on Sundays after 12 pm.	4	Tomo-bitz
Replying to somebody else with “noted” will make you remember the said things forever	4	andreas-ch