/r/shittysuperpowers

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When you find a subreddit that you want to be made or one that has basically no members you can make them a largely populated sub

4 upvotes • RoonilWazlib_-

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You can become blurry

4 upvotes • rubcocksonthepope

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Your ass is a railgun

4 upvotes • lool8421

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You can summon an army of squirrels that balance on one leg while wearing tiny top hats. Their main priority is looking fancy rather than being useful.

4 upvotes • Puzzleheaded_Ask9615

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You can turn any version of Arch Linux into Windows 11

4 upvotes • 127-0-0-0

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you can tell who last wore an article of clothing by eating some of the fabric

4 upvotes • tomatodacat7

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you can teleport things inside anybodys stomach

4 upvotes • Frequent_Trade5508

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You can control the Sun's position in the sky

4 upvotes • Sha77eredSpiri7

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You can enlarge your knees at will

4 upvotes • BillOakley

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All laws are inverted for you

3 upvotes • KingPepyaka

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When you find a subreddit that you want to be made or one that has basically no members you can make them a largely populated sub	4	RoonilWazlib_-
You can become blurry	4	rubcocksonthepope
Your ass is a railgun	4	lool8421
You can summon an army of squirrels that balance on one leg while wearing tiny top hats. Their main priority is looking fancy rather than being useful.	4	Puzzleheaded_Ask9615
You can turn any version of Arch Linux into Windows 11	4	127-0-0-0
you can tell who last wore an article of clothing by eating some of the fabric	4	tomatodacat7
you can teleport things inside anybodys stomach	4	Frequent_Trade5508
You can control the Sun's position in the sky	4	Sha77eredSpiri7
You can enlarge your knees at will	4	BillOakley
All laws are inverted for you	3	KingPepyaka