/r/shittysuperpowers

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You only have to shit once per year, and when you do, it must be pulled out like a rope that fills your entire intestines..

1 upvotes • Careful-Fruit-6464

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You can empty any of your pores at will

1 upvotes • NormalGuy103

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you can use a finger gun as a real gun

1 upvotes • No-Finger-7841

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You can run a mile in nine minutes, two in 35, and three in 16

1 upvotes • External-Ad2632

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you're physically disabled and the only way you can move is by using a super speed pogo stick that makes you faster than anything/anyone on earth

1 upvotes • Mrtoaster_breaker64

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I have a shitty superpower IRL

1 upvotes • WeAreDaGrimms

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you can shoot a stream of hot steamy poop out of your butt

1 upvotes • Awkward_Molasses1920

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Every day shit power

1 upvotes • gingebruno

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You can send any reddit mods who cancel you to a Bengladesh slum

1 upvotes • shnougz

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90% of all women you know flirt with you, yet you only get it immediately 2% of the time. It takes 2-5 years for you to realise the other 98% of the time.

1 upvotes • Traditional_Gap_7041

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You only have to shit once per year, and when you do, it must be pulled out like a rope that fills your entire intestines..	1	Careful-Fruit-6464
You can empty any of your pores at will	1	NormalGuy103
you can use a finger gun as a real gun	1	No-Finger-7841
You can run a mile in nine minutes, two in 35, and three in 16	1	External-Ad2632
you're physically disabled and the only way you can move is by using a super speed pogo stick that makes you faster than anything/anyone on earth	1	Mrtoaster_breaker64
I have a shitty superpower IRL	1	WeAreDaGrimms
you can shoot a stream of hot steamy poop out of your butt	1	Awkward_Molasses1920
Every day shit power	1	gingebruno
You can send any reddit mods who cancel you to a Bengladesh slum	1	shnougz
90% of all women you know flirt with you, yet you only get it immediately 2% of the time. It takes 2-5 years for you to realise the other 98% of the time.	1	Traditional_Gap_7041