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You can pause time and you can't do anything illegal when you pause the time.

1 upvotes • StrengthStone
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You can make any part of your body itchy

1 upvotes • G0dS1ay3rA1d3n
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you can draw pencil/pen marks on paper with your fingers

1 upvotes • Sea_Preference_5184
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you can make a woman squirt out breast milk upon eye contact NSFW

1 upvotes • Sea_Preference_5184
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everytime you sneeze your blocked nose will be immediately unblocked

1 upvotes • Live-Somewhere-7572
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You have explosive diarrhea yourself when you move

1 upvotes • SunblobKing
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Name useless, absurdly useless powers that can become useful if we use the laws of physics or bem extremely intelligent

1 upvotes • BSDLzinn
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People can read / hear YOUR thoughts

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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When you die you will be reincarnated as a Hawaiian pizza with a side of guacamole

1 upvotes • Fast_Ad_9927
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You can create spelling mistakes in Emails

1 upvotes • Sweetiebumgirl
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