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If i touch a girl she squirts, if i kiss her she gets hypnotized, if i have sex with her she becomes my slave. NSFW

1 upvotes • corruptEdits1
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I can do your mom whenever I want

1 upvotes • TheGreatGameDini
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You can revive a political leader.

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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Every tuesday you can generate moldy bread from your leg skin

1 upvotes • GrabZealousideal3422
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You can teleport any person you know (in person)to you

1 upvotes • MelloManny
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You become extremely talented at a random sport that hasn't been invented yet.

1 upvotes • AlternativeSpring818
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You know exactly where the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog is at any time, and it's usually 3.142m behind you.

1 upvotes • zephyr_man300
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You can know how and when you die.

1 upvotes • egg_morals
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you can prove a flat earther that the earth is round and the opposite bot only when they are in the bathroom

1 upvotes • ELTRIPULANTEMEMERO
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You have a portal in your mouth

1 upvotes • baloneCGP
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