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whenever you're next to the toilet, you can summon a portal that summons a demon that will hold your pp, shake it a little once you're done and wipe you if it was number 2

1 upvotes • lool8421

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You have the ability to phase your hand into brick walls containing between 100-108 bricks

1 upvotes • UnlogicalExplanation

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whenever you're next to a toilet, you can summon a portal that summons a demon that will hold your pp, shake it a little once you're done and wipe you if it was number 2

1 upvotes • lool8421

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You have the ability to telepathically communicate a fruit of your choice to a persons mind once a month

1 upvotes • Tasty-Temperature427

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You can pay your rent with an endless supply of single-ply toilet paper. It’s technically enough to cover the amount due, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 you have to carefully stack and unroll it to make sure it’s all there.

1 upvotes • Puzzleheaded_Ask9615

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Every 24 hours, you can summon $1 USD in pennies.

1 upvotes • Swaggs05

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Immortality or Painless

1 upvotes • Fesh_Sherman

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Your strenght multiplies exponentially as long as you're spinning in place, you lose it if you stop. Like a Beyblade...?

1 upvotes • blakedeal

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Every time you take a shit there’s a 5 percent chance that you get access to the bank account of the person closest to you

1 upvotes • Klaustifer

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Every time you drink a bottle of mayo, seven Earths spawn in the Principality of Sealand.

1 upvotes • ARedditor_official

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
whenever you're next to the toilet, you can summon a portal that summons a demon that will hold your pp, shake it a little once you're done and wipe you if it was number 2	1	lool8421
You have the ability to phase your hand into brick walls containing between 100-108 bricks	1	UnlogicalExplanation
whenever you're next to a toilet, you can summon a portal that summons a demon that will hold your pp, shake it a little once you're done and wipe you if it was number 2	1	lool8421
You have the ability to telepathically communicate a fruit of your choice to a persons mind once a month	1	Tasty-Temperature427
You can pay your rent with an endless supply of single-ply toilet paper. It’s technically enough to cover the amount due, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 you have to carefully stack and unroll it to make sure it’s all there.	1	Puzzleheaded_Ask9615
Every 24 hours, you can summon $1 USD in pennies.	1	Swaggs05
Immortality or Painless	1	Fesh_Sherman
Your strenght multiplies exponentially as long as you're spinning in place, you lose it if you stop. Like a Beyblade...?	1	blakedeal
Every time you take a shit there’s a 5 percent chance that you get access to the bank account of the person closest to you	1	Klaustifer
Every time you drink a bottle of mayo, seven Earths spawn in the Principality of Sealand.	1	ARedditor_official