/r/shittysuperpowers

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You never forget the verification code you get from a two factor authentication.

3 upvotes • 420InTheCity

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You can make a mosquito fly out of your mouth on command

3 upvotes • Deep-Piece3181

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You can protect your plate from your date when on a date.

3 upvotes • Usagi_Shinobi

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You can ejaculate anything you look at (if you shout DIIIICK!, this superpower will be disabled for 10 hours once per day)

3 upvotes • Hairy_Bowl

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Eating peanuts turns your pee into nut

3 upvotes • fabmoneyy

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You can curse anyone with morning wood

3 upvotes • Nubian_Cavalry

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Mildly Inconveniencer

3 upvotes • Rodhesian_02

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Hemokinesis; your cuts never heal and you can only use your power in 5-second intervals with a 10-second cooldown period

3 upvotes • whysevryusernamtaken

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You can breathe owls

3 upvotes • MrSluagh

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You can satisfyingly take all and every single bit of mucus out of your nose and airways by telekinesis

3 upvotes • Wonderful_Patient_73

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You never forget the verification code you get from a two factor authentication.	3	420InTheCity
You can make a mosquito fly out of your mouth on command	3	Deep-Piece3181
You can protect your plate from your date when on a date.	3	Usagi_Shinobi
You can ejaculate anything you look at (if you shout DIIIICK!, this superpower will be disabled for 10 hours once per day)	3	Hairy_Bowl
Eating peanuts turns your pee into nut	3	fabmoneyy
You can curse anyone with morning wood	3	Nubian_Cavalry
Mildly Inconveniencer	3	Rodhesian_02
Hemokinesis; your cuts never heal and you can only use your power in 5-second intervals with a 10-second cooldown period	3	whysevryusernamtaken
You can breathe owls	3	MrSluagh
You can satisfyingly take all and every single bit of mucus out of your nose and airways by telekinesis	3	Wonderful_Patient_73