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You can make gold leaf flakes by crushing blades of grass into your palm.

3 upvotes • TheGreatGameDini
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You can fly to any place your dick points at

3 upvotes • cryptomelons
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All laws are inverted for you

3 upvotes • KingPepyaka
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You can color any plant you point at blue

3 upvotes • Theturtleflask
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You can't gain weight

3 upvotes • Designer-Ad-8386
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Sand takes the place of water in your life (ie you drink and shower in sand rather than water). Touching water instantly kills you.

3 upvotes • whysevryusernamtaken
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Able to See and Control Your Live From Top Down Perspective

3 upvotes • Longwordshananigans
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You can do anything you find morally atrocious without facing any legal repercussions

3 upvotes • whysevryusernamtaken
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You can sneeze whenever you want to

3 upvotes • DeterminedButterlfly
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You know exactly where is your second ex wife always

3 upvotes • HatulTheCat
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