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Your penis can turn into a sniper rifle
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Your penis can be used as a doorknob to open any door remotely
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You can fly to any place your dick points at
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Your pee hole emits RGB light when you ejaculate
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Your penis has the ability to whip up a child support notice before the child is even born
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Your penis can turn into a F. Blinov armored tractor on fire with Russian soldiers trapped inside
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Your penis can turn into a sniper rifle
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Your penis can be used as a doorknob to open any door remotely
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You can fly to any place your dick points at
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Your pee hole emits RGB light when you ejaculate
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Your penis has the ability to whip up a child support notice before the child is even born
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Your penis can turn into a F. Blinov armored tractor on fire with Russian soldiers trapped inside
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