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Instantly pinpoint the time needed to get from your current location to another location

2 upvotes • My-Last-Hope
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When in danger, you spontaneously sprout two medieval style claymores from your thighs (replacing legs)

2 upvotes • Qziery
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You can immediately see the picture in any Magic Eye image

2 upvotes • mvtheg
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You can get out of a life sentence 1 day earlier

2 upvotes • fabmoneyy
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You can turn spiders glow in the dark.

2 upvotes • puddledlazer
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You can switch which arm your hands are on by clapping.

2 upvotes • OriginMagiaOfficial
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You can instantly memorize a song if it is by Jason Aldean

2 upvotes • samof1994
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If someone tries to steal your post they die

2 upvotes • ilovespez
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Every time you think of iran, 2CAD will appear in front of you in iranian rials

2 upvotes • MeetPotential5133
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You can induce mildly worrisome nightmares in others

2 upvotes • brother_p
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